1. he is still trying to be a member of Dem Franchise Boyz with that 5X polo.
2. if he stood in front of a big speaker the bass would break his bones.
3. this is actually nicki minaj before all the enhancements.
4. i bet when he is alone he wears that polo ALONE *all caps* as an outfit.
5. i think silver surfer froze him and this is how he thawed out.
6. he said come on crack heads?!
7. is he selling crack or calling his people?!
8. he is out of breath from saying every third line.
9. his friend needs to be SUPER FIRED *all caps* by saying “thats good.”
10. the person playing the music had to be laughing because they stopped the music as soon as he started.
11. that shirt used to fit him before he found out about some things.
12. i believe him when he said i am nicki minaj
13. her name doesn’t deserve any caps.
14. his moves are actually better than hers.
15. what was the “yup” for in the beginning? you know he didn’t hear you.
16. I’m scared to wear black polos now because i think they are possessed.
17. he said i super bass, aka i smoke CRACK
18. he went from singing along with the words to singing along with the instruments
19. again why did the guy say thats good?!
20. why did he smack himself so hard?! didn’t help him remember the words.
21. if you watch it on mute you think it is in fast forward.
22. he said with the polo and sorry that is a polo type shirt but it is NOT *all caps* a polo ralph lauren.
23. one last time, why did the person at the end say thats good?!

1. why when she said “riding him” she did the lebrun james gesture?!
2. I think her friend is her. the picture is painted too well.
3. soon as she said the dick was good they went to the other lady and she had the ugh what face.
4. she is closing her eyes while she is explaining, its her not her friend.
5. OOOOPS *all caps* upside your head.
6. Dick will make you slap somebody.
7. wait a minute, you’re telling me…
8. na na na finish your story
9. the other lady checked her and then realized how wild she is talking so she let her keep going.
10. its like a rocket?! its you once again.
11. we know what a rocket looks like why are you stroking it?!
12. it was feeling so good o_O
13. the other lady is like “i would never leave you around my man.”
14. thats how you treat a heckler.
15. the other lady never got any that good.
16. i think she should be a motivational speaker.
17. would make a great defense attorney.
18. imagine her having the SEX TALK *all caps* with her children.
19. how many times has she slapped someone?!
20. wonder if she says sorry, not sorry.

1. why does it seem like a lil kid with his head down and then all you see if forehead forehead forehead.
2. is that what kids do at college now? that is def dorm furniture.
3. i hope he doesn’t have a roommate.
4. he needs some prunes to help with his constipation.
5. he looks like he was moving like that when he was getting his hair cut.
6. if i was him i would like and say my computer was acting up.
7. bet you he can’t tell you the name of the song.
8. this was probably take 72.
9. is this an audition for the new transformers movie?
10. pause it every three seconds and look at his face, could be the new set of emojis.
11. this is how a trojan commercial should start. finish with, “Trojan, so you don’t have to be pro choice.”
12. he is giving a lot of mixed signals.
13. he should work at a auto shop and tell mechanics the noises cars make.
14. i bet he had on suit pants and dress shoes on.
15. if Megatron and Vageeta got together and decided to adopt, he would be their top choice.

I just have a few Questions and comments for him.

1. so if the text didn’t go through as delivered you would still be gay?

2. can you lose the lisp that you made?

3. why were you so eager to grab that mic from him?

4. so when your female friends call you up to go shopping you gonna tell them?

5. when he said turn around and tell the people why were you so eager to turn around?

6. so you got delivered some and you want to get delivered more?

7. did mase tell you to put that bass in your voice when you said delivered?

8. I don’t like mens no more? are you referring to mens clothing?

9. why did you start to break up after saying women 83 times?

10. you will not date a men?

11. you won’t carry a womans purse if she has too many bags?

12. are you saying you won’t do any tyler perry movies?

13. you will love a women? you go from none to two?

14. why did the pastor cut the music right after his delivery?

15. was this a stunt just so you can get the church to get close to you, front and back?

16. you have a problem here and you just now realized it pastor?

17. you don’t believe him either, thats why you’re not dancing?

18. he wished that london bridge would fall down?

they need to deliver you to an english class

1. Why is she making all this noise at 5 in the morning, doesn’t she know people are sleeping.
2. The neighbor needs to host a class that teaches people how to say “HELP” *all caps*
3. She came out like she was listening to DJ Khaled, “every bodies hands go up, and they stay there.”
4. She must not have been to a water park before.  If the slide is dry you can’t slide.
5. Poor example of black face.
6. He wished he would have gotten catfishes instead.
7. All she wanted was someone to rescue her, she wanted to be saved.
8. He should have know by looking at her name not to mess with her.
9. He found her on his roof two weeks before this, is she related to Mary Poppins.
10. As a kid people told her she can be whatever she wanted to be and she wanted to be Santa Claus.
11. “I’m going to be a little more cautious who I invite in my house now.” What? you usually invite people over and tell them to come in through the chimney?!

1. Steve almost threw his arm out swinging at that man.
2. “Dad that was awesome.” she didn’t save any of her voice for her sister.
3. The one family member was drinking earlier in the day WOOP WOOP. *all caps*
4. during the dads turn the family looked like they were at a Michael Jackson concert.
5. you know the dad was a skier back in the dance by that dance move he did.
6. “and Dad nails the perfect landing.”
7. When Steve said he was happy to see her, he spoke too soon.
8. she would have done better if all the questions were about math.
9. A married couple might be deeply in MARRIAGE *all caps*, Steve was deep in thought after that answer
10. they should have passed to the other family after her third zero
11. before they started reading her answers the sister walked to where she could hide her face.
12. the sister had her face down like “i told them don’t invite her.”
13. all the family is thinking about kicking her off the island survivor style.
14. the family looks like they lost a loved one.
15. if a belly is able to throw up shouldn’t it be able to chew also?!
16. she has on a wedding ring and said deeply in marriage, after that she will be deeply DIVORCED *all caps*.
17. when Steve said I’m sorry folks he was apologizing to the audience, NOT *all caps* the family.
18. the whole family is thinking make sure she eats something that she is allergic to before we come back to play again.
19. she should have faked an injury so someone else could have finished the answers for her.
20. she will def be that talk of every dinner from here on out.