Tragic Night

There has been a change in the weather and it occurred 5 months ago. A Horror Movie that you don’t know that much about. It features The teacher that goes about it differently in her class. She wasn’t there, but she can tell you the reason why Grandpa has duct tape on his new truck.

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Quote from ep 162: “He is one that likes to duct tape.” Alexa

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I Tried

JR can be spelled so many different ways, but the special guest for this episode is spelled *all caps*. Junior, Jr. and Jayar are other ways in case you were wondering. JR Macnificent gives AJ DUNK a little Erykah Baduism with a lot of gems. Jackets are not just for people, how to not sound like Kanye West, definition of affluent and when the sky opens up expect greatness. When you hear shish-kabobs are on the menu on Collins ave, you know it is going to be a great meal.  Also when it comes to Florida do like Bugs Bunny. Don’t build a wall, get a big saw and cut the whole state off. Sometimes you gotta fight fire with water. This episode has an exclusive don’t try to play me that happened earlier in the day. This episode it can be explained in one word, Too Much. This episodes true story comes from the disaster known as Hurricane Sandy.

Life tip: Can’t afford to understand rich people problems.

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Quote from ep 161: “My shit ice cold, I don’t play no games.” JR

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Real Maple Top Story

Pay attention to your recorder because it is man made and can cut off while you’re recording. Luckily AJ DUNK caught it when it happened and made the adjustment. Ben Tomassetti shares a true story on why you should not do drugs, ALONE *all caps*. Solve this riddle. When you help your friend pick out a tv that no longer works because he is all balls, who do you make it a great time until it’s a great time? Ben admits that he broke his friend, listen to see if he fixes him.

Life tip: Make sure to lock your door when you do drugs.

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Quote from ep 160: “he ran out the door which wasn’t locked naked with a bat.” Ben Tomassetti

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Travel Tragedies

Planes, trains and automatic bad things.  In order to break stereotypes, you have to bring them up.  AJ DUNK and Mahesh Kotagi share tragic traveling stories. Find out how being Indian helps with in certain situations.  When riding on a flight make sure to wear a hood to protect your neck. Also make sure you can get your boarding ticket. Dunkin remains a fine establishment.

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Life tip: Ask about the deals at Dunkin’.

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Quote from ep 159: “I felt it on my hair.” Mahesh Kotagi

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In this episode scheduled guest Brittany Hendricks and Mike Poole join SaltPeppaKetchup, Jezus the Bodega Cat, AJ DUNK and a special guest from the audience for another episode of I Can’t Make This Up.

Life tip: Live can be shown, not duplicated.

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John Winterfresh Legend.

AJ DUNK finds a way to relate with Brittany about the times they shared with John Legend, separately. One of us shared a screen with him and the other shared a space with him. As you listen you will find out wether or not John Legend deserves the title of sexiest man alive. This episode will teach you to stay prepared. You gotta be ready for what is fittin to happen.

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Life tip: Smile, it could make someones day.

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Quote from ep 157: “His breath smelled like Winterfresh” Brittany

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I Can’t Figure This Sh_t Out.

Minnie Mouse meets up with AJ DUNK for an introverts perfect conversation. People constantly tell Minnie things and her response is “you got me focked up,” and most of the time they are right. When someone tries to pay with their card and the chip doesn’t work, don’t jump down their throat. The card may be broken, not the account. For those that have no knowledge about white people there is one word for you, Friends.

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Life tip: When you think you’re going to die, that most likely will not be the time.

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Quote from ep 156: “AJ is not going to Hobby Lobby” Minnie Mouse

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Is This How I Die?

Niccolo Aeed meets up with AJ DUNK at Union Square park in Manhattan. Home town to Nicco and work place for the two. Let me goat cheese the episode for you. When driving at night, DO NOT keep the lights on, otherwise people will see what you’re doing and throw rocks at you! The cool guy kaWhy told Nicco sex is like doing push ups on a girl and that kaWhat ended up getting a round house kick to the face.

“Why are you talking to me, is this how i die, get away from me, stranger danger.”

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Life tip: When you think you’re going to die, that most likely will not be the time.

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Quote from ep 155: “You should’nt go back there. A homeless guy walked in on us and said ‘just so you know this is our shit spot.'”

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In this video Nimene will share a REAL story that she cannot make up in front of a Live audience.

September 8th 2019 Carlos Hendricks and Angela Sharp joined AJ DUNK on a live episode of I Can’t Make This Up in front of a crowd. This episode will let you feel like you are in the room. Remember while listening, the show is LIVE *all caps*. Enjoy the episode and appreciate all things happening that you can NOT make up.

Life tip: Listen to what people say and then ask for clarification.

Quote from Live episode: “Can you confirm that the story is true?” AJ DUNK.

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Dealing With Death

ICMTU is about breaking stereotypes through stories that can not be made up. AJ DUNK starts the episode with a story. You decide if the guest, JLegend, and AJ DUNK would have been good business partners back before Y2K. After that they get into the misconceptions of proper protocol when you hear someone has passed away. We are not the same, treat everyone respectfully different. Get a dose of GMA’s Jewels.

Life tip: Listen to people while they are here.

Quote from ep 152: “Don’t copy and paste a Hallmark card to me my dude.” AJ DUNK

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Every HUMP DAY i post a new episode of I Can’t Make This Up. This one is a special one.

Earlier today my GMA finally passed away. Since i was a child she told me she was on gods time. She told me to handle my handle and teach these hoes what it is. GMA was damn near 90 and on her shit until the mind maze kicked in. She has told me since i was a kid that i needed to do comedy. If she had the push she would have done it. With all that said give my very first episode of I Can’t Make This Up a listen and understand what it is.

ICMTU ep 1 GMA gone natural

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